Delight

She delights me
Her laughter
Her smile
Her
Love of
Finding the
Best deal available,
Her penchant for returning
So much of what she buys as
She changes her mind but I
Suppose that is a woman’s
Prerogative though it does
Worry me when she looks
At me analytically as if
Searching for my bar
Code and return
Receipt in a
Cool and
Deliberate fashion,
She weighs the
Pros and cons
Then makes
Her mind
Up in a
Flash,
I expect
To be followed
By thunder.
The shopper comes
To shop off your head.