Rusty

She has red hair
And green eyes and
We are both freshmen
In college so we concur,
One of my sisters tried to
Die her hair red and got red
Eyes and green hair but I
Digress, so driving to a
Spot to park I buckle
My seat belt which
Causes Rusty to
Say she never
Uses a seat
Belt since
If there
Was a
Wreck and
If the car rolled
Over she would not
Have to be hanging up
Side down and injure
Herself when she
Unbuckled her
Seat belt so I
Did not date
Her for long
But she did
Teach me
A valuable
Lesson about
What to look for
In a life partner but
As we concurred on
Some things we both
Had a long time to
To look for the
Perfect one
And she
Did
Have
Red hair
Green eyes.
I swear, her name
Really was Rusty.
I can’t make
This stuff
Up.