Commercials

What if heaven
Has commercials?
Hell already has nothing
Else, a deal made with FOX
For the viewing entertainment
Of the damned a deal soon to be
Completed on earth but the
Question is will heaven
Agree to commercials
Or will God scotch
The deal and go
For Netflix or
Leave TV
Blessed
Commercial
Free as a reward
For good behavior.
Too bad we down here
On earth have such a low
Self-esteem we think boring
Commercials are punishment
Worthy of watching FOX fakers.
Ever wonder why no cable
System offers a variety
Of PBS stations from
All over the USA
And BBC so we
Could pick our
Shows above
A 7th-grade
Reading
Level.
But, that
Would be like
Ah creeping socialism.
Right? Commies so sneaky!
Better me watch FOX
OK ME WATCH SUM
COMMERCIALS
MAKE USA
GREAT
AGIN
OK