Space Alien

Do you have
Any idea how hard
It is to stay undercover
As a space alien these days?
The media is out to find you
Any way they can even the
Slightest slipup can give
You away and that Mars
Base is cramped with
USA astronauts busy
Watching reruns of
Old science fiction
DVDs and porn.
So, uh why not
Just admit we
Outer space
Aliens are
Here so
We can get
On with integrating
Earth into the Galaxy.
BTW naming our
Alien Mars base
Sheldonopolis
Was not a
Fun Fact.