Ban

To insure
A calm safe
Inauguration
Ban all private
Firearms away
From home or a
Business so none
Can carry them in
The old District of
Columbia except
On duty police or
Guardsman and
Post a police or
Security officer
At each street
Intersection
Within ear
Shot of
The
Upcoming
Inauguration.
Or, pretend it’s
Just popcorn
And laugh it
Off as DC
Pranks.
Might
Help to
Double pane
The podium mike
And pre-authorize
The use of deadly force
To discourage rioters
Mobs insurrections
And any others
Who actually
Believe in
Lizard
Folk.