Foot

Community college
Teachers are especially
Prone to foot in mouth
Syndrome so when
This happens our
Students need
To give us a
Bit of time
To pull a
Foot out while
Trying to appear
Nonchalant ignoring
We are hopping around
On one foot while our
Students try to look
Away but it is so
Fascinating to
See teacher
As a funny
Bloviator.
Same goes
For traffic cops
Who rest their
Boot on your
Bumper as
They write
You a ticket,
Try not to laugh.