Inappropriate

I have said
Something so
Inappropriate my
Ship lecture scheduler Ms.
Kirstie in Toronto has canceled
My lectures on the Prinsendam to
Lisbon from Florida because she
Says some passenger was too
Offended by my ... I know not
What but perhaps one
Didactic anecdote
Too many when
Onstage or an
Indiscretion
At dinner
About
Our
President
But no matter
What, I am surprised
The hysteria against any
Criticism of dawdling Donald
Or his foxy fan club media
Has crossed the border
Across Lake Ontario
All the way to old
York now called
Toronto to faze
A Canadian
Whose job
Requires
More
Objective
Discretion than
To not deign to reply
To my query as to
What exactly my
Inappropriate
Ism was if
Any as
My
Audiences
Were overwhelmingly
Positive and liked
My anecdotes
As they have
These last
Four years.