Sponge

The state creature
Of southern California
Should be in honor of beach
Bums who are the senior slackers
Of sloth existing on the foolish
Generosity of a gullible older
Public who instead of more
Enforcement of vagrancy
Laws instead propose
Making a parking lot
Near the beach into
A homeless lot for
Parking cars for
The homeless
Possibly the
Worst idea
Since
Paying off
College debts
At public expense.
And so, it seems fitting
Southern California should
Name as the emblem of
All the beach bums
Who flock to the
Beaches, the
Sponge.
As a
Homeless
Person at least
Technically as I own
My car but not my abode,
I speak for all the renters and
Spongii of the coast against
Any homeless parking lot
As we prefer to park in
Front of your home
Making the curb
Our teen motif
Bedroom and
As messy
Dirty
Etc
As you
Can imagine.
Now, is it time to
Throw in or
Wring out
The sponge?

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