Staged

Staged events
Are inherently too fake,
Coronations, weddings and
Politically correct conventions.
Nobody gets to belch birthday
Cake or fart picking up a
Dropped fork whereas
Real events have no
Cloying parade
Patter part
Of a life
Filled
With pre
Meetings
Wherein all
Is set before
Any discussion
In an event can be
Spontaneous created
Dynamically ad hoc like
When we first look into the
Eyes of someone we may love.
To avoid shouting at political
Conventions and unruly
Floor fights we have
Castrated political
Conventions to
Allow decorum
To trump our
Oldest and
Best way
To pick
Leaders
Which is a
Political convention
Where anything can happen.