Shot

It is three
O’clock in the
Morning I come
Awake to the sound
Of a gunshot a pistol
Then silence as I lie still
Wondering what has just
Happened but after awhile
I fall back to sleep and the
Next morning my son who
Is visiting mentions that
The toilet seat in the
Guest bathroom is
Not engineered to
Stay up as he
Discovered
During the
Night
After very
Neatly giving
Himself a second
Circumcision but I say
To him best be circumspect
When conducting night operations.